Let’s face it — there’s a moment every beer lover hits where the light lagers and plastic pitchers just don’t hit like they used to. If you’re reading this, you might be in the middle of your beer awakening. Here are five signs you’ve officially outgrown basic beer culture — and what to do next.
1. You Read the Can Before You Crack It
ABV. Hops. Origin. If you’re reading the label like it’s a menu, you’ve moved past casual sipping.
2. You’ve Argued About IPAs
West Coast vs. New England? Dank vs. juicy? You’ve had the debate — and you’ve got a favorite.
3. Your Fridge Looks Like a Beer Cave
Gone are the days of one 30-rack. Now you’ve got a rotation. Saisons. Porters. Random imports with weird fonts. You know the drill.
4. You Judge a City by Its Craft Scene
New place? First stop: the local taproom. You’re not looking for tourist spots — you’re looking for brewers doing weird, wonderful things.
5. You Care How You Drink It
The glass. The pour. The temp. Even the damn vibe matters now. That’s growth.
If you nodded at any of these, welcome. You’re not just drinking beer anymore — you’re part of the culture. And if you’re gonna rep that, do it right. (You know where to find us.)